i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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