tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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