i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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