Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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