We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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