Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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