Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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