This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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