On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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