thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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