'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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