We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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