Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Screwed.edu
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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