oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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