Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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