And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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