Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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