I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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