Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
