and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I love having hate sex.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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