In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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