Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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