I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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