We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
send nudes
from the living room?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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