no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Send help, water and tortillas.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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