it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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