fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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