Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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