Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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