I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just google imaged poop.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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