i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He has the fingertips of a God
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