I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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