Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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