So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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