I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Sorry my hands just texted you
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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