We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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