Christians are straight up FREAKS
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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