I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
