sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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