Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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