We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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