The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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