whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You coming home soon, man?
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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