But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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