Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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