these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
