just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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