there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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