Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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