what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just gargled with NyQuil
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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