Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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