If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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