Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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