He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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