I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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