it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You've changed since you got that strap on
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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