Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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